Almost heaven, West by God Virginia loves U2

I used to live in West Virginia, where religion writing has a particular tone. A big U2 fan at the Bluefield Daily Telegraph tries it out on U2. The article is a quilt of quotes and stories from recent interviews and events, thoughtfully arranged for a specific audience, interspersed with apologia. (I'm guessing the author doesn't know the historical reference of the fish in the sand image though.)